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THE DIARY OF A CHICK WHO WALKED AWAY FROM ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS (THE CULT)

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Saturday, March 19, 2011

HIRE ME, CHARLIE SHEEN!!!

#PLANWELL #gogorachhastigerbloold #WINNING
I may not be a porn star or famous, but I am an employer's dream.  My energy and enthusiasm is as infectious as my laughter.  My background is seasoned with too many jobs to list, which means I can do anything and everything in short order.  Yeah.  *Really.*

You name it, I've done it from P.C.A. to Pimp.  I am a killa sales person and I am a SoMe wizard who designed, built and brought this very site from just another blog in October 2010, to a powerhouse of information that is flooding the internet in just under five months! 

Look at my stats, Mr. Sheen.  *I RULE.*  Now, I relish the opportunity to work for YOU!

Why hire Go-Go Rach?

Oh, let me count the reasons.  A better question to ask is why not hire Go-Go Rach?  The only answer I can think of is that you want to pay a slacker dumb ass to milk your money and get nothing accomplished. 

I won't do that.  I am a hard worker who is a fast learner and I thrive under pressure.  I have my shit together and will always be on time with exactly what you need, whenever you need it.    I'm a writer, editor, wanna be filmmaker, who busted my ass to earn my Media Arts degree from Emerson College while I worked full time as a waitress.  I carried a full course load that crippled a lot of my fellow students, yet I graduated with a 3.27 G.P.A.  Basically, sir, I AM a genius.

On top of all these assets, I've got a set of brass balls and charisma to carry a room full of people.  I come with the skills you need to get the job done.  I type 78 words a minute and know my way around any computer and the web.  I love social media and I live to learn new things.

Also, I am a highly organized, solution oriented, amazingly effective communicator with exceptional interpersonal skills.  If you hire me, you will see, as prior employers will attest to, that I am an invaluable and, LOYAL.  You have my promise, I will *KILL IT.*

People love me.  I love me.  You will love me, too.

Did I mention that I am *HOT?*  Funny.  And, COOL AS HELL?

Oh, and one more thing that you may REALLY love about me is that I fucking hate THE CULT. 

So, yeah.  Go-Go Rach is your girl!  #WINNING #tigerblood  Let's DO THIS!

HIRE ME, CHARLIE SHEEN!

*STINKIN-THINKERS UNITE!*

Till Next Time,



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DeConstrucor's Comment In Response to LETTER TO MY "FRIENDS" IN AA (page above)

"Brav fucking O.....Standing O fucking Vation. Or perhaps the Charlie Daniels quote from the Geico commercial of "thats how you do it son"

That was incredible.

Reminded me a little of "the letter" at the end of the Breakfast Club (perhaps the greatest movie ever)

Keep it up, dont be afraid to kick them in the teeth once in a while.

Always remember that its the misfits, the rebels, and the troublemakers that are the ones that change the world."

He post the following video at the end of his comment.

Thank you, my friend.
I am both Flattered and HONORED.
*STINKIN THINKAS UNITE!*


*This Video is here to support Decon's Words, not OBAMA (or any politician for that matter, since I've never been allowed to vote) Sincerely, Go-Go Rach.