Saturday, March 19, 2011

HIRE ME, CHARLIE SHEEN!!!

#PLANWELL #gogorachhastigerbloold #WINNING
I may not be a porn star or famous, but I am an employer's dream.  My energy and enthusiasm is as infectious as my laughter.  My background is seasoned with too many jobs to list, which means I can do anything and everything in short order.  Yeah.  *Really.*

You name it, I've done it from P.C.A. to Pimp.  I am a killa sales person and I am a SoMe wizard who designed, built and brought this very site from just another blog in October 2010, to a powerhouse of information that is flooding the internet in just under five months! 

Look at my stats, Mr. Sheen.  *I RULE.*  Now, I relish the opportunity to work for YOU!

Why hire Go-Go Rach?

Oh, let me count the reasons.  A better question to ask is why not hire Go-Go Rach?  The only answer I can think of is that you want to pay a slacker dumb ass to milk your money and get nothing accomplished. 

I won't do that.  I am a hard worker who is a fast learner and I thrive under pressure.  I have my shit together and will always be on time with exactly what you need, whenever you need it.    I'm a writer, editor, wanna be filmmaker, who busted my ass to earn my Media Arts degree from Emerson College while I worked full time as a waitress.  I carried a full course load that crippled a lot of my fellow students, yet I graduated with a 3.27 G.P.A.  Basically, sir, I AM a genius.

On top of all these assets, I've got a set of brass balls and charisma to carry a room full of people.  I come with the skills you need to get the job done.  I type 78 words a minute and know my way around any computer and the web.  I love social media and I live to learn new things.

Also, I am a highly organized, solution oriented, amazingly effective communicator with exceptional interpersonal skills.  If you hire me, you will see, as prior employers will attest to, that I am an invaluable and, LOYAL.  You have my promise, I will *KILL IT.*

People love me.  I love me.  You will love me, too.

Did I mention that I am *HOT?*  Funny.  And, COOL AS HELL?

Oh, and one more thing that you may REALLY love about me is that I fucking hate THE CULT. 

So, yeah.  Go-Go Rach is your girl!  #WINNING #tigerblood  Let's DO THIS!

HIRE ME, CHARLIE SHEEN!

*STINKIN-THINKERS UNITE!*

Till Next Time,



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